OK today I went to my house to collect my mail and stuff and I ate cereal for lunch for lack of good food available at my house. My dad began to make a lunch for himself consisting of: left over beef stew, garbanzo beans(chick peas), ranch dressing, cold uncooked spam, tortilla bread, maybe some mixed vegetables and a little bit of Dijon mustard. I know you just threw up a little bit in your mouth. I know I did when I saw this....
(Dad showing off his yummy salad)I know your also thinking there is no way he ate it....
My friends I give you proof he ate this putrid melange of left overs and I leave it with you now.
My dad earns the conveted: IMPPWITTWIAFL Award.
(I Make People Puke When I Tell Them What I At For Lunch Award)
(Dad showing off his yummy salad)
OMG, that's sooo gross!! And I'm just talking about the cold uncooked SPAM part..
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